Have you ever read your holy writings whilst sat on the loo?

Question

Then I feel sure you will see the value and originality of my idea which came to me while I was polishing the silver with pages from the book of mormon which two lovely mormon missionary boys left me.

why not:
a, reduce the price of the 'book of mormon' and the Jehovah's 'new world translation' to next to nothing and then:
b, make them out of recyclable paper which is soft and absorbent.

c, condense the stories in them so they can be read in five or ten minutes. ( the average time one spends on the toilet , can you see where this is going yet children?)

d, encourage the spiritually undecided ( and unindoctrinated ) to read them whilst evacuating their bowels.! the pages can then be used to attend to your recently emerged hygienic needs.

then hey presto! you have educated the spiritually bereft masses into your particular doctrine whilst at the same time saving the rain forests!

A better service to Jehovah One would labour to find.

Answer 1

a. The BoM is already free.

b. The pages of the BoM are incredibly thin for various reasons. It's not possible to do that with recycled paper, though normally I would agree with you on this, at least.

c. Scripture shouldn't be condensed. Things would be left out, and we would all suffer for it. Or would you really chop out one of Christ's miracles or teachings? The concept is the same.

d. You can't feel the spirit on the toilet.

e. You're now disgusting as well as pathetic. Congratulations on reaching a new low.

Answer 2

Well said and yes.



If you really pay attention to what is said in the old testament, you will realize the God was a being from somewhere far away. He also had a very healthy appetite for meat. grilled meat,and lot's of it.

What goes in must come out. He indeed was carnivorous. Although I'm sure he took his superiority and the lack of any knowledge from the people to exploit his position. He was amused they thought he was God. He took it and ran with it. The problem was, the people he decided to turn to didn't have any paper. He got real sore backside from the rocks he had to use, he had to get moses to write books. At least this way, he's certain of a couple of things. One is he wont have to use sand anymore. Two, he will always be in supply. He figures, as long as I keep them writing, I can keep on wiping.

Answer 3

i do no longer carry approximately whilst i'm using the bathroom (fantastically Public bogs) ! i pass in & do the 'organisation' & I wash & dry my palms & I pass away the (Public) bathroom(s) in the back of (!) as quickly as i will ! So i'm no longer on the (Public) bathroom L-O-N-G adequate to warrant analyzing something mutually as i'm in there ! N.B. for the time of WW2 whilst 'Rationing' grew to become into in stress, whilst my mom went to apply the exterior bathroom, the day previous to this's newspaper could be used as 'bathroom Tissue' with a hollow made interior the nook of the sheets & incredibly string tied in a loop & this grew to become into then hung up on a Nail protruding from the wall ! those have been the days !

Answer 4

nice one harriet but why dont u do us all a ronald reagan and use ur brain to polish the silver cus it hardly sees the light of day by the sounds!

Answer 5

Personally I use the God Delusion, God is not Great and Letter to a Christian Nation as toilet paper.



I save the bog rolls for when I want something interesting to read.

Answer 6

Seems like everyone's BRAIN is in the loo today.