If Jesus, and Muhammad got together over beers, how would the conversation go ?

Question

If the conversation became heated, and Muhammad hit Jesus, poking out his eye.Would Jesus think about the Old Testament, Exodus 21:24, Lev. 24:20, & Deut.19:21 and poke out Muhammad's eye. Or, go to the New Testament,Matthew 5:39 or Luke 6:29, and turn the other cheek ?

Answer 1

"...but my friend, don't you think it important to take up arms against the enemies of Allah?"



"What would I know, I was a pacifist and they crucified me and let a murderer go? And please don't use the phrase 'take up arms'." *shudders*

Answer 2

When the beers came, Muhammad would throw it in Jesus' face at the insult of bringing him alcohol. Then Jesus would bring out his whip and beat Muhammad back while overturning the tables.

Answer 3

Silly question, Muhammad doesn't drink alcohol. The rest of it is interesting though. Can we have them drinking hot spiced apple cider instead? Or at least 7-Up?

Answer 4

Abu Huraira reported many ahadith from Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and one is that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: I am most close to Jesus, son of Mary, among the whole of mankind in this worldly life and the next life. They said: Allah's Messenger how is it? Thereupon he said: Prophets are brothers in faith, having different mothers. Their religion is, however, one and there is no Apostle between us (between I and Jesus Christ).

Answer 5

Muhammad wouldn't drink beer, and would never strike Yisa.

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Jesus would heal his eye and nullify any aggression immediately, making his point.

Answer 6

Muhammed would bow down to Jesus and say as Thomas did: " My Lord and My God."



"Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord." Romans 14:11

"...that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth" Phil 2:10

Answer 7

Like the soldier's ear, he'd just replace it.

Answer 8

He would turn the other cheek since Jesus saw to the end of the law of Moses.

Answer 9

Muhammad: I fucked a 9 year old girl

Jesus: Yeah, well I fucked my own mother to impregnate her with myself