Question:
Do you think Christianity is a fuuny religion?
1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Do you think Christianity is a fuuny religion?
Thirteen answers:
cashelmara
2007-03-03 18:47:06 UTC
ya right





seek knowledge





it's a mystery religion

here are more if them







Examples of current mystery religions

The Druze religion

The Yezidi religion

Vodou

SanterĂ­a

Candomblé

Gnosticism

Esoteric Christianity

Hermeticism

Thelema

Wicca (esp. British Traditionalist) and certain other Neo-Pagan religions

Zoroastrianism



Non-mystic mystery religions

Unlike most mystery religions, the following religions contain hardly any mysticism, and instead concentrate on written teachings, which are sometimes progressively revealed to initiates

The Church of Scientology

The Adidam movement

The Rosicrucian Order



Other mystery religions

Mystery religions of the ancient Mediterranean area were usually devoted to gods of death and rebirth. These myths are so reminiscent of Christ's passion and resurrection that J.R.R. Tolkien believed them to reflect divine reality, albeit imperfectly.

The Eleusinian Mysteries

Minoian Worship (of Minos)

The Cult of Orpheus

The Cult of Osiris

The Cult of Dionysus

The Cult of Isis

The Cult of Attis (in its original form, but see also Modern Gallae)

The Cult of Tammuz

Druidry

Manichaeism

Mithraism
?
2007-03-03 18:24:22 UTC
Very interesting point! Were the Zoroastrian writings buried, the same as those of the Gnostics, whose version of Jesus contradicted the commonly accepted ones? It's really too bad that Western Civ. wasn't founded on pure Judaism or Buddhism, instead of Christianity, with all its prejudices and flaws!
2007-03-03 18:06:30 UTC
Christianity is about as different from Zoroastrianism as you get.



Zoroastrianism:

Two equally pitched, morally oposite deities

No original sin

No saviour or need for redemption



Christianity:

One God

Original sin

Jesus as saviour.



Try Mithrasism, that was syncretised into Christianity pretty well.
akband
2007-03-03 18:10:15 UTC
What do you mean by fuuny or are you trying to be smart Assad, Christianity is one of the religion sent by God and Jesus was his prophet who spread the word of Allah through Bible. Western civilization owns it's achievements through the many genius inventors God sent to them and not by the guy you mention never heard of him
2007-03-03 18:21:13 UTC
i think you are a funny little guy, go do something useful with your life like "seed" for example or **** or what ever.

i believe that any person that is not a christian catholic/orthodox or budist or islamist is a complete idiot that has nothing to do in his spare time and start praying to some bullshit religions.

why someone would convert to a no-name religion; you have enough serious one from witch to choose...?
jasmin2236
2007-03-03 18:47:11 UTC
You are wrong! Spend your time reading the Holy Bible instead of false religions. God Bless You!
2007-03-03 18:17:46 UTC
Christianity is not a religion it is a spirit,you cannot have one without the other.
Dust in the Wind
2007-03-03 18:14:46 UTC
Sure, sometimes we are hilarious...you have to be able to laugh at yourself at times. Course, I laugh at you too. Sorry, just not going to lie about it in the interest of political correctness.

Grace and Peace

Peg
Angelz
2007-03-03 18:07:20 UTC
No but I think you are funny, what a crock of crap you just tried to unload on everyone, you are soooooo fuuuuunnnnyyyyy.
?
2007-03-03 10:08:49 UTC
There all funny religions. But I'll have to look at that Zoroastrianism.
koresh419
2007-03-03 18:05:59 UTC
Someone needs to open some history books.



Or the Bible. Bearing false witness is a sin.



An illuminating article

Did Zoroastrianism Influence Christianity?

by James Patrick Holding:



Of all of the Christ-myth, pagan-copycat sources I refute, only Acharya S deigns to include and make much of Zoroaster on her list. She puts together about a dozen similarities after her usual fashion:



* Zoroaster was born of a virgin and "immaculate conception by a ray of divine reason."

* He was baptized in a river.

* In his youth he astounded wise men with his wisdom.

* He was tempted in the wilderness by the devil.

* He began his ministry at age 30.

* Zoroaster baptized with water, fire, and "holy wind."

* He cast out demons and restored the sight to a blind man.

* He taught about heaven and hell, and revealed mysteries, including resurrection, judgment, salvation and the apocalypse.

* He had a sacred cup or grail.

* He was slain.

* His religion had a eucharist.

* He was the "Word made flesh."

* Zoroaster's followers expect a "second coming" in the virgin-born Saoshyant or Savior, who is to come in 2341 CE and begin his ministry at age 30, ushering in a golden age.



I have chosen the title "close but no cigar" for this essay because of all the figures chosen by mythicists so far that I have looked at, old Zoro comes in closest to fitting their bill. Some of the things listed above are actually true and confirmed by scholarly literature -- and a couple of them come from sources that Zoroastrian scholars suggest go back to a source predating Christianity. But that's the mythicists getting 10 out of 100 on a test where before they got zeroes, or claiming a "100% increase" in a salary that went from one dollar a year to two dollars. Some of these I find no confirmation at all for; others come from sources that are way, way too late -- even as late as the 10th century! Our main source for details on Zoro is the Avesta, a collection of sacred texts which was put in writing between 346-360 AD [Herz.ZW, 774] and of which we have manuscript copies only as early as the 13th century [Wat.Z, 56 -- and note to conspiracy theorists: blame Alexander the Great and the Muslims for the destruction of Zoroastrian literature]. Some of the material probably comes from a time before the Christian era, but most of this is reckoned to be hymns and some basic information [Rose.IZ, 17] that was part of the oral tradition. The rest seems likely to have been added later, and for good reason, as Rose notes [ibid., 27]:



The incorporation of certain motifs into the Zoroastrian tradition in the ninth century CE could indicate the conscious attempt of the priesthood to exalt their prophet in the eyes of the faithful who may have been tempted to turn to other religions.



In other words, if we see a "Jesus-like" story in these texts, especially this late, we have a right to suspect borrowing -- but in exactly the opposite way that Acharya supposes!



I usually start these by saying a little about the subjects themselves. A key issue seems to be, "When did Zoroaster actually live?" Interestingly enough there has even been a few "Zoroaster-mythers" who said (as Bultmann said of Jesus!) "nothing can be said" of the historical Zoroaster [Rose.IZ, 15]. J. M. Robertson, who also stumped for a mythical Jesus and a mythical Buddha, took up the Zoroaster-myth (to which a Zoroastrian scholar responded, "I have myself indeed divined and published the argument by which Mr. Robertson's successors fifty years hence will irrefutably prove him a myth") [Wat.Z, 11]. One Zoroastrian scholar did go along with the idea eventually, but died before he could justify his position. At any rate, most of the sources I consulted prefer a date around 600 B.C., though one scholar has suggested a date as early as 1700 BC [Yam.PB, 414].



Does Persia have anything to do with Jerusalem? Zoro's faith had an idea that sounds like, and probably is, bodily resurrection, though it is most clear only in AD-dated Z texts. Did the Jews "steal" this idea while under the thumb of the Persians? There is no direct evidence either way; the Persians may have got the ideas from the Jews, and from Ezekiel or Daniel. We'll see some other general ideas they have in common as well. But in terms of borrowing, no evidence exists -- one way or the other, and a determination depends on the interpretations and datings of Zoroastrian texts. Zoroastrian scholars offer no consensus on the subject [Yam.PB, 461]: Yamauchi cites one Z scholar who believes that the Jews borrowed, another that says there is no way to tell who borrowed, and yet another who says that the borrowing was the other way. There is also a great difference in approach: The Jews buried their dead, while the Zoros exposed their dead.



Others argue that the Jewish idea of Satan is borrowed from Zoroastrianism. But Satan appears in Job, a very early book, and is nothing like the evil Zoro god Ahriman, who is a dualistic equal to Ohrmazd the good god, rather than a subordinate. Finally, it is significant that while the OT used plenty of Persian loanwords for governmental matters, they did not use any for religion [Yam.PB, 463]. The most we find is, I am told, the name of a Persian demon in the Book of Tobit!



And so, right to the list, shall we go?

# Zoroaster was born of a virgin and "immaculate conception by a ray of divine reason." It's hard to quantify this one -- the Avesta (note again, a late source, later than Christianity) refers to a "kingly glory" that was handed onward from one ruler to the next; this glory resided in Zoro's mother for about 15 years, including during the time she was married to Zoro's dad, Pourushaspa. It seems that a human father was still needed for Zoro [Jack.ZP, 18, 24] and that this "ray" was merely for the infusion of Zoro's spirit, not his body. (A reader has added the point that it is not correct to use "Immaculate conception" to refer to Christ's virgin birth, as seems to be the implication here; rather it refers to the Roman Catholic doctrine that the Mary was born without original sin. It is only somewhat recently that some people have erroneously used it to refer to Christ's virgin birth.)

# He was baptized in a river. I can find no reference to this at all. There is a story of Zoro receiving a revelation from an archangel while on the banks of a river, which Zoro later crosses [Jack.ZP, 41], but that is as close as I have found.

# In his youth he astounded wise men with his wisdom. Here's what I have on this: At age 7, Zoro was placed under the care of a wise man; as he was raised he had disputations with the magi -- the practitioners of occult and magic, necromancy, and sorcery. These were "put to confusion" by him [Jack.ZP, 29, 31]. Later he also made sport of the wise men of King Vishtapsa, who became one of his major converts [Jack.ZP, 61-2], and these wise men plotted against him, accusing him of being a necromancer. Zoro was imprisoned, but got out when he helped heal the king's favorite horse by making its legs grow back. Zoro was clearly a prodigy, but in quite a different area than Jesus.

# He was tempted in the wilderness by the devil. This one is true, sort of -- after 10 years (not 40 days!) of visionary experiences, a sub-demon named J. Buiti was sent by Ahriman (the functional devil-equivalent in this context -- he didn't come himself) "to deceive and overthrow the holy messenger." [Jack.ZP, 51] This temptation involved an attempt to persuade Zoro to renounce the "good religion" of Mazdeism and worship evil spirits -- no bread to stones, no leaps from towers, just talking back and forth with Zoro quoting Persian scriptures. Jackson and Waterhouse indicate no location for this; it could have been the wilderness, but it might have been MacDonald's in Tehran. The story has some roots to the 2nd century BC [Wat.Z, 54] but it bears at best a superficial similarity to the temptation of Jesus.

# He began his ministry at age 30. This one is absolutely right [Jack.ZP, 16], but rendered meaningless in this context by two things. First, it comes from the Pahlavi literature, which is post-Christian by several centuries, and second, thirty is the age at which Iranian men come to Wisdom. [WL, 54] The ancients gave as much regard to the "big three-oh" as we did -- there is no copycatting here.

# Zoroaster baptized with water, fire, and "holy wind." This is kind of odd, because this would equate with a "John the Baptist myth," not a Christ myth! Even so, I find no evidence of any of these at all. Zoro did have an association with sacred fires [Jack.ZP, 98] that were part of the fire-cults in three particular temples, and seemed to have taken a part in preserving the fire-cult (which liked to keep the fires going, sort of like our eternal flame at Arlington Cemetery) but he did not "baptize" with and of these things.

# He cast out demons and restored the sight to a blind man. "Cast out" is a little vague for a description here -- Zoro apparently didn't like demons, but I find no record saying he cast them out of people as Jesus did: This was one of several abilities Zoro had, including driving out pestilence, witches, and sorcerers. There is a record of Zoro healing a blind man, but this comes from a document dated to the tenth century AD -- and he did it by dropping juice from a plant into the blind man's eyes. [Jack.ZP, 94]

# He taught about heaven and hell, and revealed mysteries, including resurrection, judgment, salvation and the apocalypse. As this goes, it is true, but not all of these terms have the same meaning in Zoroastrianism that they do in the Judeo-Christian tradition. Only "resurrection" is a good match here -- Zoro's faith taught that after judgment, the "dead will rise up" and men will become "not-aging, not-dying, not-decaying, not-rotting" [Herz.ZW, 299]. It's resurrection, it sounds like, though described by negatives. In terms of the other stuff, there aren't a lot of similarities [Wat.Z, 95, 96, 98, 102]. Salvation was by works alone; there was "practically no place for repentance or pardon:" and "no doctrine of atonement." There is some issue about the fate of the wicked; one account says they will be tormented three days, then return to do good deeds; another source says they will be annihilated. There is an essential equivalent to Heaven and Hell, but it wouldn't be too hard to create such a concept independently one way or the other based on the simple assumption that people will get what they deserve. Judgment would be made by committee: the Persian Mithra and two other gods are on the panel. If you aren't sure where you might go, word is that Zoro himself will come and plead for you. A concept of purgatory appears in a Zoroastrian work of the 5th-6th century, and later Zoroastrianism did develop rites of repentance and expiation, contrary to Zoroaster's recorded teachings. There's an apocalypse planned to be sure: a flood of molten metal to burn off the wicked. Zoro eschatology comes for the most part, however, from those late AD sources [Yam.PB, 465].



A reader also sent us this note:



"The case for a judeo-christian dependence on Zoroastrianism in its purely eschatological thinking is quite different. And not at all convincing, for apart from a few hints in the Gathas which we shall shortly be considering and a short passage in Yasht 19.80-90 in which a deathless existence in body and soul at the end of time is affirmed, we have no evidence as to what eschatological ideas the Zoroastrians had in the last four centuries before Christ. The eschatologies of the Pahlavi books, though agreeing in their broad outlines, differ very considerably in detail and emphasis; they do not correspond at all closely to the eschatological writings of the intertestimentary period nor to those of St. Paul and the apocalypse of St. John. They do, however, agree that there will be a general resurrection of the body as well as soul, but this idea would be the natural corollary to the survival of the soul as a moral entity, once that had been accepted, since both Jew and Zoroastrian regarded soul and body as being two aspects, ultimately inseperable, of the one human personality." -- R.C. Zaehner, The Dawn and Twilight of Zoroastrianism. G.P. Putnam's Sons. New York. 1961. Pg. 57



Note especially the implication that an idea of resurrection could have come up independently in the Zoros because they shared the Jewish perception of totality of body and spirit.

# He had a sacred cup or grail. If he did, the Zoroastrian scholars don't know about it. Not that it matters -- the idea of Jesus having a sacred cup or grail is a product of medieval legend, not the Bible!

# He was slain. Zoro was indeed said to be slain, but his death isn't vested with any significance. There are a couple of stories about his death. A late story has him struck by lightning, but that is from a post-Christian source. An account that is generally accepted has Zoro killed at age 77 by a wizard/priest. There are no details on this death, other than that it occurred in a temple. A nice story from the 17th century has Zoro whipping out rosary beads and throwing them at his assassin as he dies. [Jack.ZP, 124-9] Either way, Zoro's murder has neither the invested significance nor the surrounding similarities of the death of Jesus. There is also a third account that has him killed in battle as a king! However, none of this may matter as Herzfeld, after analysis of the data, concludes that the "murder of Zoroaster is entirely unhistorical" for the stories of it are all in late sources as much as 1400 years after his time, and had he truly been murdered, it would "resound loudly and persistently in history" before that [Herz.ZW, 241, 845].

# His religion had a eucharist. Not that the Zoroastrian scholars are aware of, though I would not doubt that the Z people had communal meals like every religious and political group in ancient times. And since there is no atonement in Zoroastrianism, how can there be a Eucharist? The closest I can find to this is the fact that in later Zoroastriaism, there is a rite involving the intoxicating haoma plant, which may or may not have been known of and/or endorsed by Zoroaster [Yam.PB, 418] and involves a daily rite of consumption with no "eucharistic" significance (i.e., it is not Zoro's body or blood, etc.). There is also a ceremony calls the yasna or veneration, which does involve the use of bread (topped with clarified butter) and a drink made from ephedra, pomegranate twigs, and milk (strained through a filter made from the hairs of a white bull), but evidence indicates that this ritual was established as part of liturgical reform in Zoroastrianism in the post-Christian era [Yam.PB, 449-50].

# He was the "Word made flesh." Not that the Z scholars know about it, either.

# Zoroaster's followers expect a "second coming" in the virgin-born Saoshyant or Savior, who is to come in 2341 CE and begin his ministry at age 30, ushering in a golden age. I have been able to confirm that this is true to some extent: a return is expected in 2341 CE, to start a golden age; the details on age 30 I have found nowhere. Whether this future Deliverer would indeed be Z himself again is indeed something that has been interpreted, but later Zoroastrian texts think that the person will be of the line of Zoro, not Zoro himself. [Wat.Z, 94-5] A vague doctrine of a future redeemer does appear in Z texts dated as early as the 400s BC, but only later (9th cent. AD) texts go into detail, reporting three world saviors -- "virgin born" in a sense: It seems that some of Zoro's sperm is being preserved in a lake in Iran, and that three virgins bathing in the lake over the next few thousand years are going to get a big surprise as a result. Virgin born, perhaps, but not virgin conceived. The last of these three guys will eradicate all disease and death and usher in the final victory of good over evil.



And that, folks, is about the size of it -- there are more convincing parallels to Jesus in Dragonball Z than there are to the big Persian Z. It looks to me like Acharya is mostly full of ringers again -- but if she wants to try and document some of these claims from pre-Christian texts, we'll wait to hear from her.
Hello Kitty
2007-03-03 18:07:27 UTC
Not really. But I think Islam is. Do you think that covering yourself up in a towel will actually make you holy? Puhleez! And this mohumed dude? Who is he? A wanna be prophet?
shiningon
2007-03-03 18:08:28 UTC
No not at all....no one is more important than Jesus....Jesus is Lord....and His word opens up to those who believe.....haven't you ever heard of not casting your pearls before swine.....when you give your heart to the Lord He reveals himself through His word....


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