What is the funniest thing you have ever encountered at a church, temple, or place of worship?

Question

Many people do wild things during worship service such as fart, vomit, faint, and many other things. What is the funniest thing you have ever seen or encountered at church, temple or a place of worship?

Answer 1

I was in a church back when I still went... and during a sermon about unmoral sexual behavior in the modern world a girls cellphone went off and started playing Hips Don't Lie... Almost pissed my pants...

Answer 2

People howling like animals, falling on the floor, shaking and screaming like raving lunatics. Speaking in tongues and running around the church like little toddlers because the Pastor asked them to.

Answer 3

I was at a Greek Orthodox church when the woman sitting several rows in front me, her hair caught fire.



I was 4 yrs old and thought this was fabulous, and begged my mother to take me back to church for months!

Answer 4

I was at church, and my sister went in line for a piece of holy bread, the priest handed it to her and she started to walk away when the priest started yelling at her in some foreign language in front of the entire church! Little did she know that your not aloud to walk away with the holy bread in this church!

Answer 5

while my daughter develop into 2 twelve months previous she develop into sleep interior the returned of the church and she or he farted genuine loud, it echoed via out the church and it made our pastor and the congregation seem returned at her. It develop into humorous through fact it develop into even caught interior the recorded message.

Answer 6

My niece threw up all over my sister in the middle of church, and not just a little bit, either.



That was pretty funny.

Answer 7

One Saturday in synagogue, the line checkers (people who correct the cantor,) couldn't keep up with the pace of the cantor himself.

Answer 8

well, this is not even funny or meant to inflict any irony into the conversation. One day I actually got high in the church bathroom and when I came out it looked like EVERYBODY there knew that I was high. A conviction from above. So I excused myself and went outside to put my drugs away it the car. Then I sat in the backseat, asked GOD for forgiveness and He put me to sleep so I could wake up in a different state of mind.

Answer 9

Electric offering candles, where you just turn a switch with a price list depending on the switch that you turn.

Answer 10

Speaking in tongues, and pretending to understand what others are saying when doing so. Hilarious! Just ask two separate people who think they can interpret this to write it down, and you'll see that it is all hogwash.

Answer 11

The funniest thing was that everyone else seemed to actually be taking the whole thing seriously.

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Answer 12

My grandpa is in the choir and he messed up once.



I think that about sums it up.

Answer 13

What so many actually choose to believe [in]

Answer 14

hypocrites

Answer 15

hobos