What's the dumbest thing you've read on one of those signs in front of churches?

Question

You know, those "removable letter" signs that church staff put up and try to make it witty.

I once read, "God sent you a text message years ago. It's called the Bible." WTF?

Answer 1

Jesus lives





And if front of the camping supplies outlet "Now is the winter of our discount tents".

Answer 2

Put the r back in christmas. Someone must have removed the other letters.

Answer 3

Jesus is Peace



because Jesus said "Ï have not come to bring peace"



Actually all the signs are annoying because the represent the biggest spiritual fraud on mankind and simply trumpet how ignorant and unread the world is. He matches not one single prophecy.



Correction: Not one single Messiah prophecy. He matches Deut 13 to the T.





For the deadlink @Thom...

http://media.photobucket.com/image/reason_is_the_greatest_enemy.jpg/BenDelMuerte/Raid%20Ammo/th_reason_is_the_greatest_enemy.jpg

Answer 4

it is demanding to assert, not particularly some smart ?? here, and not that many who are easily searching for an answer. particularly some Trolls seeking to stir stuff up, questioning that they are KOOL or smart or some thing, I also have a demanding time figuring a clarification for particularly some them.

Answer 5

"Don't let worries kill you, let the church help".



Actually, I saw that one on the internet one day...Though I did see a sign in real life for a 'flea market at the animal shelter' which I found vastly amusing.

Answer 6

staying in bed and shouting oh god! is not going to church.



being on your knees is the most powerful position.

Answer 7

God answers knee mail



Beware of false profits. (Posted in April)

Answer 8

I used to have sort of a hobby of taking pictures of those signs. the dumbest one was

"he who is rich, come join"



that just happened to be on a synagogue, im just sayin.



**correction "he who is rich, whoever is content, join us"



I found the picture http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x200/shandywarhol/huh.jpg

Answer 9

This:-http://www.says-it.com/images/page/churchsigns/photos/reason_is_the_greatest_enemy.jpg



I cannot believe they would actually display this.



(genuine link)

Answer 10

"Now Charging Entrance Fee"

Answer 11

"I'm so old, I set Behind Jesus in the third grade" so I know him when I see him, when He goes to this church."

Answer 12

"Fill Dirt Wanted"



This paticular church had its own cemetery in the back...

Answer 13

"A Free-Thinker is Satan's slave"



New Canaan Baptist Church

Answer 14

"Atheists use critical thinking" lol God Bless

Answer 15

"Not perfect, Just forgiven"



Evidently, in the 'christian' religion, you can be a total a**hole all week and then get forgiveness on Sunday so you can go back to being a total a**hole all the next week.

Answer 16

"God doesn`t believe in atheists, therefore atheists don`t exist."



"I kissed a girl and I liked it and going to hell."



"Reason is the enemy of faith."

Answer 17

It's about disposition not position... and though it's not bad... it's very unrealistic...

Answer 18

"The Father loves children."

Answer 19

LMAO! i can't think of one right now.

Answer 20

No Blacks Allowed.

Answer 21

"God said it. I believe it. That settles it."

Ugh!

Answer 22

worship one, get two free (ok, i didn't really see that)

Answer 23

"Pray or be prey"