If you were God, how many verses would you waste forbidding the boiling of goats in milk? One? Two?

Question

How about three? That seems to be a perfect number, since that's how many verses the omniscient God chose.

How many verses would you spend on it?

Answer 1

The proscription on boiling goat's milk should have taken up an entire book...



You don't want to mess with that sh*t....

Answer 2

I'd make quite a few rules about separating women from men during menstruation. The logic of this seems totally supported by the findings of modern science. Plus, it's just fair treatment, really.

Answer 3

After all that he said about not boiling .a goat in its mother milk he did not say make or female.



Oh, I would have used ZERO words on that

Answer 4

Oh I wouldn't waste my time on that. What I would spend he majority of my time on is making sure that my fans love me and worship me every single moment of their life. To make sure they do that I would invent all sorts of torture for them after they die- so that they live their life in fear of my holiness. Moreover I would love to control what people do with their genitals and if it's something that's not up to my liking- they will be tortured for eternity. Fucking incredible idea right? Oh yeah and also I really enjoy people suffer so I would make sure that there is suffering, pain, evil, genocide etc. through the history of the world, but you know what? I would make sure that the blame lies on my dear followers as I love them so much.

Answer 5

Do you like goats boiled in milk ? i have never eaten goat , why would you need to know this?

Answer 6

Three... one for each Gruff. Each verse gets bigger and meaner as they progress.



AD: Since we already know it's bad to abuse your wife we don't need that. Better save the baby goats.

Answer 7

If I was God, I wouldn't forbid anything. I gave humans free will and I intend to honor that.

Answer 8

Goat is best slow roasted.

Answer 9

yes i want 3