When Mike Huckabee becomes President, should he declare war on Yoga or Harry Potter first?

Question

They are both Evils visited upon us by Unholy Satan.

Answer 1

Our job as Christians isnt to transform pop culture but to spread the Gospel.



Huckabee would take an oath of office to protect America and right now that means providing a good moral example (unlike Clinton), fighting terorrism, (unlike any democrat), and advocating traditional values that used to be a trait that went without saying in a presidential campaign. Now we're living in such morally uncertain times that we not only have to say it, but follow through on it.

Answer 2

Don't forget acupuncture and karate.

I love Harry Potter!



God bless.







Edit: And Huckabee won't become president, I can assure that. And i'm not so much joking at him, but at the whole strict fundemental community.

Answer 3

The heat death of the universe will occur before Huckabee ever becomes president, so it's a moot point. Even though he has Walker, Texas Ranger campaigning for him!



But for the sake of argument, I suppose his first act would be to put Jesus on the $1.

Answer 4

If, not when. And Huckabee is like 251 to McCain's 700-something.



Harry Potter! No! Don't get rid of him!

Answer 5

THAT'S the guy...



Jeez, I spent like an hour yesterday trying to remember his name...



I got into a discussion about the american elections and I mentioned how it looks eerily familar that one hopeful is called "corrupt lesbian" another is a "drug addicted homosexual" and the third one's "adulterer".. it's almost like there's a christian republican directing the propaganda... You know? People who oppose are evil and vile... people on the same general side are less bad... but still get some flack.



It's like R&S but in real life.. couldn't for the life of me remeber who the fundie hopeful was :)



Thanks.

Answer 6

None. He's not going to become president. I think Hilary might take it. Even though I don't want her to. You know she was part of the sex and violence in video games thing? That's why I don't like her.

Answer 7

He's a disgrace to the flag and those who fight and die for it. If he becomes president you would have another Revolution.

Answer 8

How will he become president?

Answer 9

Sorry, but that will only happen if the diebold voting machines start acting up again...



But that would not happen would it????

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Answer 10

We used to say Please don't f.. with the Huck. Key word was used too