Here is part of my research on "free will"...
Regardless of any “free will” the Bible God could have prevented Eve from touching a fruit from the tree of KNOWLEDGE of good and evil simply because GOD IS LOVE and Eve HAD NO KNOWLEDGE AT ALL of any evil especially when talking to the Snake, aka Satan! Eve had no “Guardian Angel” to advice her of anything wrong. Eve saw “that the fruit was good to eat” and she ate of it in all her innocence! She must have thought that God was wrong again like when he created man alone and now God wants them to be stupid without KNOWLEDGE. She honestly didn’t know that God set her up to fall, either! Her fall was orchestrated and made possible BEFORE THE FOUNDATION OF THE WORLD! Otherwise what other excuse would God use to have God the Son Jesus Christ nailed to a Holy Cross! (1 Peter 1:19-20)
According to the Bible writers as soon as God created the angels 1/3 of them were not one bit impressed with God’s Beauty and Holiness. They rebelled against God on the spot ON FREE WILL! The most beautiful and highest ranking angel ever created is LUCIFER* (*Light Bearer) which is another of God’s goofs! If God were my employee I would question his competence! God also created Eve only as an afterthought. She was created after God admitted that they couldn’t find an animal that Adam could use for a mate! Eve ate from the forbidden fruit for about the same reason we eat any fruit! Any honest Christian with a reasonable IQ can tell you that the whole Garden of Eden story is a set up!
The wanking Bible writers created an original God different from any other primitive God. The dissident angels were not evicted from Heaven! They became known as Demons. God is using them to hurt the people that he loves so much! According to the Bible writers the Demons and Satan will be evicted from Heaven after the Raptureâ¢
Revelation 12:9-10 (KJV) And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which DECEIVETH the whole world he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for THE ACCUSER OF OUR BRETHREN IS CAST DOWN, WHICH ACCUSED THEM BEFORE OUR GOD DAY AND NIGHT
To the End of the World SATAN and all DEMONS are busy DAY AND NIGHT blowing the whistle before THE HOLY THRONE OF GOD on the misbehaving Christians… You can tell that the Bible Heaven is run by a bunch of low IQ alien @ssholes!
Back in the Garden of Eden God set up a “flaming sword moving back and forth” to protect the “Tree of Life” so no matter how much “free will” Adam and Eve had they couldn’t eat of it and live for ever! God also PREVENTED anybody from killing Cain. So why not doing the same thing to protect Eve and the bulk of the human race from going to Hell? The wanking Bible writers enjoyed having people tormented with fire and sulfur for ever and ever! Christianity is as Heathen and barbaric as you can’t possibly imagine!
God personally intervened and PREVENTED that the Heathen King Abimelech had sex with Abraham’s sister/wife/hooker Sarah so this Heathen king “wouldn't SIN against God"! God himself NOT A GUARDIAN ANGEL, BUT GOD HIMSELF was present in this King’s Royal Bedroom to PREVENT a questionable sexual activity that he might have enjoyed with Sarah! BTW, Abimelech means “my Dad is the God MOLOCH” from the competition. Neither the Bible God in all his bragging of “omnipresence” nor a Guardian Angel was anywhere near Eve or the untouchable fruit tree to prevent that the WHOLE HUMAN RACE that God loves so much end up tormented in Hell for ever! Obviously the Bible writers were a bunch of wanking perverts creating a God so full of Holy Crap! It takes years of Christian schooling to keep Christianity still marketable today! The top Clergy and Preachers are fully aware of all this.
Genesis 20:2-6 …and there Abraham said of his wife Sarah, "She is my sister."* (*incest [inbreeding] was ALLOWED, COMMANDED and ENFORCED all along by God’s Holy Law [Numbers 36:8]!) Then Abimelech king of Gerar sent for Sarah and took her. But God came to Abimelech IN A DREAM ONE NIGHT* (*only this wanking God knows how many nights he was peeking on him!) and said to him, "You are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a married woman.”* (*It is OK with God if Sarah had no husband! God didn’t mind that this Heathen king was a married man or not! God enjoyed watching him perform sexual numbers in bed all along! God also declared King Solomon the wisest man “EVER TO SET FOOT ON THIS EARTH”. Maybe because he loved to watch him perform in bed with over 1,000 wives and lovers! By the time God in the person of the Holy Ghost visited the Blessed Virgin Mary it was not a nerd!) Now Abimelech had not gone near her* (*at least that night, but he was aware that God was watching him perform in bed before because of his lack of surprise!), so he said, "Lord, will you destroy an innocent nation?* (*God and this Heathen king discuss National Security issues in a dream!!! Too bad CNN or FOX were not there to interview the king!) Did he not say to me, `She is my sister,' and didn't she also say, `He is my brother'?* (*can you imagine this Holy man of God Abraham handing over his 90 year old horny sister/wife Sarah without any objection for the unrestricted sexual pleasure of this Heathen king? BTW, this illiterate Hebrew shepherd Abraham already pimped his sister in the same way before to the king of Egypt and he came out of it filthy rich! Gen 12. The old lady was a horny gorgeous trick!) I HAVE DONE THIS WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE AND CLEAN HANDS"* (*Just like Eve did when she ate a fruit from the wrong tree!) Then God said to him in the dream, "Yes, I know you did this with a CLEAR CONSCIENCE* (*so as long as you do it with a clear conscience and clean hands you can’t possibly commit any sin against this whimsical Bible God, or can you? Well, maybe you can if you are a woman like Eve!), and so I have kept you from sinning against me. That is why I did not let you touch her.”
This horny old lady Sarah is one of the ancestors of Jesus Christ! Practically all of Jesus’ ancestors are loaded with all sorts of sexual escapades!
Compare the porno story of King Abimelech and the Holy hooker Sarah to the story of King David and Bathsheba. The latter couple committed adultery of the kinkiest sort! Bathsheba was a gorgeous sexy woman. Even though she was married it didn’t stop King David from having sex with her. After Bathsheba was done having sex with King David she was drenched in royal sperm so she took a shower to "purify herself and be clean” (2 Sam 11:4). She became pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy while God was delighted watching them perform in bed! God planned for Bathsheba to be the ancestor of Jesus Christ through King David, not through her original husband! King David had to have Bathsheba’s loyal husband killed for fear of reprisals! She was so happy to become King David’s favorite wife that she never grieved the death of her husband! God had their first baby boy killed in a long and painful death so everybody in Israel can watch the baby suffer and die and learn whatever lesson God had for them! The baby boy was born in adultery and GOD, not Satan, but God had to kill him! Pregnancies as result of incest or rape are most sacred to the Christians today, but not so babies born in adultery to the Bible God… God hates them and he uses slow painful death tricks to get rid of children like that! Fortunately for the Clergy and the Preachers Christians hardly read the Bible paying attention to what they read! Shortly after the death of their first illegitimate son, Bathsheba mothered King Solomon another ancestor of Jesus Christ! Like in the case of King Abimelech this peeping tom God enjoyed watching King David perform sex and even adultery in bed all along, but he didn’t do a thing to stop anybody, except King Abimelech! So as long as you are a Christian you can get away with murder before God, but you must be aware of the unforgiving long arm of the SECULAR LAW that can get you!
To fix everything God is “pleased” to step aside and allow God the Son Jesus Christ to be totally beaten up, tenderized and thoroughly marinated in Roman soldier spit so he can be nailed totally naked to the Holy Cross as a “worthy lamb of God taking away the sins of the world”. BTW, the Roman soldiers never dressed the genital area of their victims with a white diaper! Now Christians need to snack Jesus spit flavored Meat and drink his Holy Blood in the Holy Communion so they can go to Heaven when they die. Jesus was terrified about dying on the Holy Cross! He was sweating blood praying “to pass the cup!” He must have asked his Sadistic Heavenly Father, “Hey Dad, wouldn’t have been much easier to stop Eve from eating the forbidden fruit?”
I Timothy 2:14-15 (NIV) And Adam was not the one deceived; IT WAS THE WOMAN WHO WAS DECEIVED AND BECAME A SINNER. BUT WOMEN WILL BE SAVED THROUGH CHILDBEARING… (Virgin girls, nuns and sterile women are out of luck! But you can keep trying… Catholics came up with the idea of banning birth control to help some of you!)
Christians are brainwashed to believe that the Bible doesn’t mean what it says so they need to relay on the Pope or any Preacher! Isn’t it ridiculous to live in a Country that chose to be a Nation under this peeping-tom wanking GOD!