Job was a dedicated masochist! He didin't give a sh*t that the Bible God killed all his family except for his wife!
Job 31:9-10 (NIV) [“Righteous” Job says to God] "If my heart has been enticed by a woman, or if I have lurked at my neighbor's door, then may MY WIFE grind another man's grain, and may OTHER MEN* (*plural, like “many men”) SLEEP WITH HER* (*“have sexual intercourse with her.” Fair deal! If Job’s wife is cheating on him, he can always wonder which girl he was fantasizing about that FORCED GOD to answer his prayer! The Bible God said that Job was totally right in ALL that he said Job 42:7-8! The Playboy magazine comes short of the Jewish wit writing the Bible!)
According to the Bible writers when God created “Heaven” 1/3 of the angels dissented, including Lucifer, the most beautiful and intelligent angel ever created TO PROTECT the Divinity of God. They were not one bit impressed with God’s Beauty and Holiness. They used their “free will” and rebelled against God on the spot! GOD WAS LEFT WITHOUT A GUARDIAN OF HIS HOLINESS (the position is still open!)
The preachers stick to a story that Satan “fell from Heaven” when he was caught “deceiving the nations,” but that is plain Bull Crap. Satan was on his toes “deceiving” Eve into acquiring PLAIN KNOWLEDGE before any nation is ever mentioned in the Bible stories!
The angels that God created had the capacity to become Demons and Satan on the spot! This drama took place BEFORE God created Adam! Eve was put together much later on ONLY as an afterthought when it was discovered that no animal would satisfy Adam sexually! By then Satan was ready to compete with God to control the world population, according to some Christian dogmas.
Proverbs 16:4 - The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, EVEN THE WICKED FOR THE DAY OF EVIL* (*the day Satan tempted Eve sending humanity to Hell so God the Son Jesus Christ could be crucified for the Christians of the correct “faith”).
In the Bible story God doesn’t provide Adam and Eve with ANY useful KNOWLEDGE about any TALKING SNAKE, aka “that old serpent Satan” (Rev 20:2). Eve had NO KNOWLEDGE that the snake that had 2 legs and talked was evil! After this event God had a talk with the snakes, and clipped their legs, and didn’t let them talk any more, otherwise today we would still have walking and talking snakes (Gen. 3:14)! God’s sadistic pleasure in creating this world was to have his only begotten God the Son Jesus Christ beaten to a pulp, totally tenderized, heavily marinated in Roman soldiers’ spit, and NAILED STRIPPED NAKED BY THE HANDS to a Holy Cross that cannot possibly hold a human body hanging in there, without a convenient foot rest!
1,000 Bible years after “Creation” in the days of Noah, God couldn’t keep the remaining angels happy in Heaven. They discovered that the Earthling girls are BEAUTIFUL! So a whole bunch of them made full use of their “free will” and left “Heaven” in pursue of happiness on this microscopic spec of dust in this humongous universe, that we call the Earth. They had sex with the girls here and they raised families (Gen 6:1-4). ANGELS aka “Sons of God” are ALL MALE. According to the Bible writers they were created with well hung and fully functional sexual organs. Sex in Heaven must be very boring. The angels had to look elsewhere to satisfy their GOD ENDOWED SEXUAL CRAVINGS. Even God the Holy Ghost took a leave of absence from Heaven to get the hottie Virgin Mary pregnant when she was barely a teenager!
God was very upset at all the dissenting angels that he already created a sulfuric Hell so they can be punished not now, but at the END OF THE WORLD!
Matthew 25:41 (KJV) (Jesus speaking to the JEWS that he came to SAVE as their Messiah... spiritually speaking, of course!) Depart from me, ye cursed* (*the Jews are cursed!), into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
RIGHT NOW, all the Demons and Satan are freely commuting back and forth between Heaven and the Earth to collect information on all the lukewarm Christians residing in this microscopic speck of dust that is part of this humongous that we call the Earth.
Revelation 12:9-10 (KJV) And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent* (*that tempted Eve!), called the Devil, and Satan, which DECEIVETH the whole world he was cast out into the earth* (*SATAN IS IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW! Mormons rightly believe that Satan is Jesus’ brother!), and his angels were cast out with him. And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven* (*like in an old Greek theater!), Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for THE ACCUSER OF OUR BRETHREN IS CAST DOWN, WHICH ACCUSED THEM BEFORE OUR GOD DAY AND NIGHT.
The “Holy Throne” of the Bible God is infested with all sorts of Demons and Satan blowing the whistle in a 24 hour shift on any misbehaving Christian! God destroyed Sodom based on their sketchy gossip. It was so bad that he had to PERSONALLY come down to this microscopically small speck of dust that we call the Earth in this humongous universe to see for himself if what he “heard” about Sodom was true (Gen 18:20-21)!
Satan is very much respected in Heaven! No human or angelical being has the power to hurt or offend the Devil. The elite Archangel Saint Michael, and Satan had a fetish tearing apart the dead body of Holy Moses with due respect for each other, of course! (Jude 1:9)! At times, Satan is much more powerful than God! (1 Thes 2:8, Judges 1:19) Some Bible writers claim that God lost to Satan ALL the kingdoms in the world… God must have been a lousy poker player (Mat 4)! Satan dragged Jesus to a spot in a secluded rest area on top of a high mountain to show him ALL the kingdoms on this flat Bible Earth. When nobody was watching, Satan was ready to hand them over to Jesus only if he would discreetly KNEEL DOWN and worship him guy to guy without any foreplay or ceremonies (Mat 4:9)!