How do you sell your soul to the devil?

Question

I want to sell my soul to the devil because I am really fat and ugly by the way the profile picture is not me so don't say you are already pretty and I want to be loved by a certain someone but he doesn't even notice me I wasn't going to sell my soul I was going to water fast instead but I would still be ugly and he still wouldn't notice me there's also a girl in my class who is gorgeous and I hate to say it but I'm jealous of her and I want to be prettier so basically I want to be pretty, skinny, and loved I am already a Christian and I have two more questions in what for does the devil come to you in and when do you get what you sold your soul for oh and HOW DO YOU SELL YOUR SOUL thank you

Answer 1

Okay Lucifer does not want your soul. He doesn't want anyone to just turn their soul over to him. What would he want you for? What is he going to use you for, what would he use anyones soul for? All these people think they can sell their souls and get whatever they want, well everything comes with a price, and it won't just be taking up space in hell. If you want to be pretty skinny and loved don't be a lazy butt and go out there and exercise it is not that hard to lose weight if you really want to.



Again I'd like to point out Lucifer is supposed to be the corrupter. He wants to coerce the pure and innocent. He doesn't want someone who is already sinful.

Answer 2

if you selll your soul this guy wont really love u dont be stupid think it through u will go to hell your body will be controlled and there will be no turning back think straight dont be an idot your being selfis people out there hve big problems and all u can think of is u maybe you are ugly but thats you and you were made to do something if you sell your soul yore good destiny will be taken away from u ?

Answer 3

Your problem is your give away when you said you are a Christian and all Christians are already in Lucifer's church daily because his church is our Democrat wing and you go to the church you and the pastor are building down on American soil and of course the earth was cursed in Genesis. Additionally, our Democrat wing always faces Lucifer's Kingdom daily and that is why you are so worked up about your flesh life and not the inner most being that comes from the invisible Kingdom of Christ. The True Church that you belong to is in the east and just beyond our Republican wing and up on the east side of the cross of Christ and up in the invisible realm of the Spirit. To be "in Christ," you must come up to the Kingdom and be on the east side of the cross. You are spending your whole life "in Adam" and that thought life down in the realm of the flesh and on soil is always godless un-thankful and unholy because all these Americans and Christians are down on lower ground and furthest from the Kingdom of Christ. The Spirit led life is up in the Republican wing where you are facing your God given future daily and can see the cross that leads up into Heaven's Kingdom. All flesh down on the west side of the cross may be gorgeous but it deceives and just look how all flesh down in our Democrat wing actually HATES everyone up in our Republican wing. Why the hatred? Our Republican wing is male as is the invisible Kingdom of Christ. Our Democrat wing is female and down on lower ground. Don't be a jerk, give up the low ground and the Spirit will see that in your heart and you have to move up to the higher ground up in the east and you will be closer to the Kingdom of Christ and seek the Kingdom first and what ever you desire will be added to you. NO stress or disappointments in the promises of God.

Answer 4

Please, don't sell your soul to the devil. There's a god out there who loves you and there's a devil out there that hates you. Satan cannot keep a pro mice.

Matthew 16:26

For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? 27For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.





What will you gain if you have a great life on this earth and you BURN IN ETERNEL DAMNATION WITH FIRE TORMENTING YOU THE PAIN SHALL NOT END, PLEASE DO NOT SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN DONOT REJECT THE LORD YOUR GOD FOR THE TINGS OF THIS EARTH I BEG YOU.



Jesus loves you!!!!!!!! So much he ahead his blood and died for you. Hear that? God died for you in flesh never sinning in his life. He lived a perfect life so that every lost sinner could come to know him. You are a lost sinner in need of Jesus.

http://jesus-is-savior.com/how_to_be_saved.html

Read that to get Jesus. Once your saved god will help you.

GOD KEEPS HIS PROMICES!!!! GOD WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD LIFE IN HEAVEN. while your on this earth, do gods will and save as many sinners as you can. Store up treasures in heaven and make your eternity good. Just simply believe in Jesus and you are saved. Forever





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Answer 5

Shoot him an email. Meet up for coffee. Negotiate the terms but make sure you get a lawyer to look over the contract for you before signing.

Answer 6

do not EVEN think of approximately it As others pronounced, God relatively loves you. do not supply your purely worth situation on your enemy devil is a liar. by no potential believe that ****. He would not merely take your soul, he gets your faith too. then you will die very quickly and pass to hell do not do this asshole :|

Answer 7

The Satan hotline is 1 666 6666. Ask for mergers and acquisitions.

Answer 8

You already have.



Satan owns all who do not practice the truth as taught in the Bible. Your statement shows that you do not know what is really taught in the Bible.



(Matthew 7:21-23) “Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will.  Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’  And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew YOU! Get away from me, YOU workers of lawlessness.



(1 Timothy 2:3, 4) This is fine and acceptable in the sight of our Savior, God, whose will is that all sorts of men should be saved and come to an accurate knowledge of truth.

Answer 9

I'd rather date a fat and ugly girl than a satanist. Honestly?

Answer 10

impossible



Eze 18:4 Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.

Answer 11

You live in a hollywood movie and have a pretend life. Then you can pretend that there's a guy in red leotards with a pitchfork and horns, and pretend to make a deal with him.



God, grow up.

Answer 12

Transfer all your money to me!

However, forget about it!

Better: diet, sports(jogging, gymnastics, weight training, speed walking).

Answer 13

Go down to the crossroads, get down on your bended knee.

Answer 14

Just believe the lies of Charles Darwin over the truth of the God Yahweh. That should at least get you one foot into Hell.

Answer 15

Ok I will give you my paypal account and once I see the money, I will see what I can do about getting my Buddy Satan to help you.

Answer 16

if you want to be skinny and pretty, quit cramming the food in your face and exercise....



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