Question:
I found a dead Alien and my wife beats me over it. What should i do please help READ DESCRIPTION?
2014-05-30 08:08:57 UTC
i seen it in my backyard and it was dusguided as a yellow man and he started attacking me and wont klet go so then i killed him and i found a dead aslien i have now in my fridge and i want to something with it before my wife gets home and beats me again like last time except we thgrew it out by a mistake and that time i seen it and found it and my wife threw it out and beat me it hurt so much i want to leave my wife because she keeps beating me and wont leave me alone so i try to be nice to her but she just keeps beating me and throwing out m y dead aliens and she was verty nice no more because she doent like dead aliens but then i keep telling her we meed dead aliens and i usually end up making out with an dead alien to make my wife mad because i think it would be funny its not funny because my wife beats me because of it i need to do something with the dead aliens before my wife getsdhomes and sees it in the fridge besides here otato salds on boyy will she get ewxtra mad if she finds out its bside here ppotato salad she will probably beat ,e twoce as jard tjos to,e arpimd amd sje wo;; ,ale ,e negh ot fpr it to stop nuy sdher wotn stop she will just keep on nrasting me and maybe she will take the dead aliens arm off and beat me with it some more nad im clean so im niot high and i cant give it to the goverment because they mgith find out about it and take -+ for thek seelves and voer it uup iot would be terrible please hellp i swear if myu wife beatsd me again i will kill m
Twelve answers:
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2014-05-30 08:58:37 UTC
I called Mulder and Scully and they are on their way. I also called Jerry Springer and Steve Wilkos about the spousal abuse. Hang in there!
whisperdawg
2014-05-30 08:11:23 UTC
Perhaps your wife is an alien, and the reason she beats you is because you keep killing her relatives and storing them in the fridge.
emagidson
2014-05-30 11:01:23 UTC
put in in your case



your NUT CASE
2014-05-30 09:39:56 UTC
your wife is mean
?
2014-05-30 09:04:22 UTC
Ruth
2014-05-30 08:32:45 UTC
Sure you did.................. :(
The Mighty Keyboard Warrior
2014-05-30 08:22:05 UTC
Lay off the meth.
UFOs
2014-05-30 08:21:35 UTC
My new website and you tube is all about aliens. If interested go to:



http://www.ufosarereal.simplesite.com
2014-05-30 08:16:25 UTC
Bring it to the museum. I want to see it for myself.
2014-05-30 08:14:14 UTC
you must report it to police and not to us,, it's police job to deal with such issues
Dave D
2014-05-30 08:12:59 UTC
1. Learn to spell.

2. Learn capitalization.

3. Learn what a run-on sentence is.

4. Come back after you complete the 5th grade.
2014-05-30 08:10:15 UTC
I stopped reading after about 3 lines due to a lack of full stops.


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