Wow! Right to the marrow! Good one!
Let's see. According to my wife;
1) It is all true! The world did really all flood and the story of the ark and all is all exactly true, and if you weren't blinded by the devil you'd see it too!
2)Are you kidding? Miracles happen all the time! I pray for things and they happen, unless of course god doesn't will it. Then they don't happen. Which proves it. And what about Jesus raising the dead and walking on water? They must have happened because they're in the Bible and as we already established in answer #1, everything in the bible is true.
3)They're all either humans or monkeys. The scientists are just in a big conspiracy to hide the truth because they hate God. Whenever they find a fossil that proves that evolution isn't true they hide it and don't tell anyone about it. If they didn't do this then everything in the bible could be proven by looking at fossils. The fact that there are fossils if proof of the flood. Only in a great flood can things be covered over quick enough to become fossils.
P.S. Accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior, or your creator is going to send you to be tortured for all eternity! (He only does this because he loves you. How sick is that thinking?)
According to me...Hmmm. I don't mind people believing in things unseen or an after life. I do myself.
The view of the 'true believers' is that the whole universe exists so that our creator can sort us out, and that only those few who happen to accept the exact right "truth" (on total blind faith) live on. The vast majority are not merely disposed of but are sent to be tortured for all eternity (for failing to guess right or be born in the right time or country or for daring to use the brain God gave them to try to reason things out) To me, this is more than a little insulting to my creator. Basically, it's saying that God is a worse psychopath than Stalin or Hitler, and that he is untalented as a creator as most of us won't turn out to be good enough.
I see the overly religious as a bunch of frightened children sitting in a room for all their lives, coloring the same picture over and over with their crayons. Deathly afraid that if they color outside the lines, or get the wrong color in the wrong place they'll be sent off to the gulag.
I have a more fatherly view of my creator. I think he (It?They?) want's me to grow and learn to draw my own unique pictures. I don't believe that the universe is looked over by a psychopathic egomaniac who screwed up most of the people he created. In short, I think God is good and no old book or charismatic nut is going to convince me he's evil.
Oh shoot! My internet went down while I was trying to post this. The Devil's trying to stop me from posting the truth! (Or maybe my ISP sucks.)
By the way, there are THOUSANDS of fossils of various early hominids, not just Lucy or one Neandertal (One? Please!) I keep reading all this nonsence that you people are spouting in Creationist literature. I thought Christians weren't supposed to Lie. Know the truth and truth will set you free.