Spiritually speaking, air hockey table or shuffleboard table?

Question

I'm planning a gameroom--which do you think your god would prefer to play if s/he happened to drop by?

Scriptural references most welcome.

Answer 1

Honestly, air hockey gets as rough as ice hockey. You might want to consider the longevity of your game room, and get the shuffleboard table. No billiards? You must already have a dart board. Get a nice chess set. And, of course... have a comfy chair and large tv for your XBox, because PlayStation sucks.



Also, the shuffleboard table is nice and large, so with a table covering, it can double as a play area for D&D game night.

Answer 2

Pool Table

Answer 3

Shuffleboard! Everyone in heaven plays shuffleboard. Without doubt. No maintenance issues... Better game... Looks better... Easy! Get your shuffle on. God's game.

Answer 4

Air hockey. Good times!

Answer 5

Shuffleboard. When you're in your man-cave avoiding the wife, you can play shuffleboard by yourself.

Answer 6

Air hockey. You'll get more exercise.