The Bible writers never knew that possiblitity... or maybe they did...
God, Devil, Heaven, Hell don’t exist outside of the Bible/Quran! There is hardly any evidence that any Bible story ever took place or that the main characters ever existed.
In all the contributions that the Jews are making to humanity, sh*t happens! They also wrote their Bible stories that religious Jews, Christians and Muslims use to bring so much death, war, pain and suffering into our world!
Muslim terrorists are SERIOUSLY looking forward to get 72 virgin girls to deflower in PARADISE for ever and ever for zillions of years. As soon as they withdraw their blood stained penis from a girl’s vagina, she automatically becomes an inexperienced tight virgin again with a brand new hymen! The Muslim men will never lose their erection, either! On the other hand, Muhammad promised NO PARADISE full of studs for any Muslim woman!
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins
Judeo/Christianity has King Solomon doing about the same trick not on just 72, but on 1,000 girls of ROYAL BIRTH long before any Islamic religion ever existed! GOD made him “the wisest man ever to set foot on the Earth” –wiser than Jesus and Mohammed put together (1Kin3:12). If he ever existed, he was about the most honest Bible writer, too (Ecc9:5,10)!
1 Kings 11:3
He* (*King Solomon) had seven hundred wives of ROYAL BIRTH*
(*God had at least 700 Palestinian kings breeding princesses just for him)
and three hundred concubines*
(*300 sex slaves with full benefits)
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Sex is a big theme in the Bible and Quran stories! Jesus will enjoy the company of 144,000 virgin Jewish BOYS in Heaven. Christians won’t be so lucky (Luk20:34-35). Jesus says that they will spend an asexual eternity in Heaven worshiping the mysterious Dudes of the Holy Trinity “WITHOUT REST, day and night, for ever and ever” for zillions of years (Rev4:8-9).
In the days of Noah, about 1,000 years after God created this humongous universe a lot of angels quit Heaven to come down to this microscopic speck of dust that we call the Earth, because in all this humongous universe ONLY here they found “Beautiful girls” to enjoy sex with (Gen6:1-2)!
Heaven must be very boring for heterosexual guys! The 144,000 virgin Jews will attend Jesus Christ SPECIAL needs for ever, and ever for zillions of years “were never defiled by WOMEN!” This obsession is deeply rooted in the Jewish tradition! Watch the 2 ladies missing in the picture!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/09/hillary-clinton-der-tzitung-removed-situation-room_n_859254.html
Jesus taught that all sorts of body mutilation including CASTRATION are sure ways to get anybody into his fairy Heaven (Mat5:29-30)!
Matthew 19:12
(Jesus says) and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs*
(*guys crushing their testicles to follow Jesus! The Islamic terrorists would die laughing at them)
for the kingdom of Heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let HIM receive it*
(*Christian guys this ain’t bull crap!)
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Jesus has a surprise in Heaven for sexually active male Christians. He is stocking Heaven with all sorts of PROSTITUTES!
Matthew 21:31
Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth*
(*no more bull crapping!)
the tax collectors and the PROSTITUTES*
(*all sorts of them including gay and lesbian whores!)
are entering the Kingdom of God *
(*already entering Heaven before Jesus had a chance to be crucified for anybody)
ahead of you*
(*the Jews. If Jesus is telling the truth Christians ought to listen what the Clergy is hiding from them!)
Revelation 14:3-4
And they* (*castrati) sang a new song before the throne …NO ONE*
(*in Heaven)
could learn the song except the 144,000 Jewish MEN who had been redeemed from the earth*
(*can you imagine to be in Heaven for ZILLIONS of years and never learn the song?)
These* (*144,000) are those who did not defile themselves with women* (*Mat19:12) for they kept themselves pure*
(*to believe that we can find 144,000 virgin Jews anywhere in the world TODAY is a trick worth watching! –Rev7:1)
They follow the lamb wherever he goes*
(*lambs are not leader animals like dogs, but dumb followers. Any straight Christian guy wishing to come near Jesus, aka “The Lamb” must elbow himself in through these 144,000 virgin Jews, while Christian ladies need to be very careful not to touch them! In the Bible stories Jesus NEVER came near a virgin girl!)
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/castration/eunuch/
http://www.well.com/user/aquarius/contents.htm
Religion is an insult to human dignity. As a product it doesn’t require any quality control. It is virtually sold at 10% of any income, AS IS! Once bought, no amount of reasoning will change anybody’s mind. With or without it we have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for any DECENT PERSON to do real evil it takes religion!