Don't you see evolution is a conspiracy of banana salesmen ?

Question

They want we think we are monkeys to make us eat more and more bananas.

Stop being sheep who eat banana or monkey whatever, they make billions of dollars because of you and they spend all of it to create a giant portal to hell to instaure the reign of satan.

Answer 1

The evidence for evolution is and has been interpreted from a Philosophical and ideological Bias, THAT alone destroys it, They employ a False Dichotomy, meaning the evidence HAS to be this or that But IT cannot be God,



In The series of Below Listed Videos, Lee Stroble a FORMER ATHEIST Honestly and Objectively did his own research without the influence of a pre-set world view and Contaminated by a Hostile anti christian Philosophy and ideology.



I suggest watching them from an Unemotional Objective point of view and consider the Possibility of the fact that Evolution teachers have lied to you for More Philosophical reasons than for Pure truth of Science, Ohh I know, some people will answer with all these Long winded answers trying to sound all smart with walls of texts and links and think if they sound intelligent it has Validity, Fact is it doesn't, Don't be fooled by high-sounding words from Fools,



Eternity is a Long Time to be wrong about this



The Case for a Creator

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=688111496234161611#



What Hath Darwin Wrought?

http://www.whathathdarwinwrought.com/



Darwin's Deadly Legacy (1 of 7)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mxXICZ9mXo



Creation In The 21st Century - Fossils Galore Part 1 (1 of 3)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4iT8QH5JQI



Creation In The 21st Century - Why The Difference 1 of 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJxs6sOmO0I



Creation In The 21st Century - Planet Earth Is Special 1 of 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk8xtXRI6OE



Creation In The 21st Century - Lets Talk to An Evolutionist About Creation 1 of 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qekUYQubus



Creation in the 21st Century - Overwhelming Evidence 1 of 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o226umqLdsU&feature=related



The Privileged Planet

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6308516608498324470#



More than 600 Scientist with PHD’s who have Signed A SCIENTIFIC DISSENT FROM DARWINISM

“We are skeptical of claims for the ability of random mutation and natural selection to account for the complexity of life.

Careful examination of the evidence for Darwinian theory should be encouraged.”

http://www.discovery.org/scripts/viewDB/filesDB-download.php?id=660

Answer 2

If it became supported via some laboratory curiosities and that's all, that's not correct very lots. it particularly isn't the case. apart from the mountains of tutorial info, we've some functional applications. The mining and oil industries relies upon on a acceptance that the Earth is a lot older than different thousand years claimed via youthful-Earth creationists. It mechanically turns up info that their flood, it is an vital portion of their tale did no longer and ought to no longer have got here approximately. It relies upon on assessment of the age of rocks via the fossil organisms they comprise. If those organisms existed till the meant flood, then the a while ought to no longer be assessed. It additionally relies upon on issues like radiometric relationship of rocks, (no longer carbon 14) which the greater youthful-Earth creationists insist are no longer valid. yet another side of it particularly is the rising biotechnology marketplace. this relies upon on commonplace biology of which the thought and certainty of evolution are vital factors. If biology became no longer a valid technology, then the thousands and thousands spent on learn into new drugs, insecticides and so on could be valueless and all their 1000's of high priced patents could recommend no longer something. in assessment, the form of patent applications generated via "advent technology" can probable rely on the palms and ft. you may no longer even ought to take the two shoes off.

Answer 3

Even bananas evolve.



Read this!



The History And Evolution Of Banana Hybrids

http://www.approvedarticles.com/Article/The-History-And-Evolution-Of-Banana-Hybrids/478

Answer 4

Actually, that is completely illogical. Over thousands of years of artificial hybridization and inbreeding in bananas, they have evolved to a species of fruit that has an almost complete lack of genetic diversity; for all intensive purposes, they are all clones of one-another.



As a result, their immune systems are practically identical.

One "banana-cold" , would likely kill every banana on earth.

Answer 5

We know a lot more about bananas now then we did before. We also know that there were other kinds of man before the bible would like us to believe. Just because the 'bible' says so, are you that naive to accept the writings of past ignorant people as apposed to the scientific knowledge we know now...and can prove?

Answer 6

I thought the banana was the perfect food for humans, fit right in the hand, and that this was evidence for creation. So I've been told.

Answer 7

You wasted 5 points on THIS? It's not a conspiracy.

Answer 8

Oh... My... God. I never realized! Thank you for making me aware of this horrible conspiracy! I will never buy bananas again.

Answer 9

We are doomed, hide the bananas

Answer 10

Fail troll is fail.

Answer 11

We're not monkeys we're apes.... big difference....

Answer 12

you mean: oil-salesman. Everything is really...did you know they own your birth-certificate?

Answer 13

LOL you poor poor soul!!!!

Answer 14

uhm, ya....right....